You think I'm the cool guy
who understands women well,
who writes amateur poetry
and goes to self-discovery workshops.
So delicate, so charming,
just the right guy to fall in love with.
You haven't seen through me yet,
my real self is badly twisted.
I feel an irrepressible urge
to be a nasty jerk.
It gives me the utmost pleasure
to be a complete swine.
I trick you with a smile,
you don't see a thing.
I can do far worse still,
you simply have no idea.
I play the bashful and the meek,
sensitive to the merest glance.
They all like me alright
They all love to be fooled.
I say what you want to hear
and you happily fall for the trick
Then I'll wait till you're really hooked
and drop you like a hot brick.
I feel an irrepressible urge
to be a nasty jerk.
It gives me the utmost pleasure
to be a complete swine.
I trick you with a smile,
you don't see a thing.
I can do far worse still,
you simply have no idea.
You don't have the slightest idea (x4)