Something wrong is written on the blackboard
Wipe it off with a sponge
The yoghurt is cooking in the sun
Then fungus grows on it!
You would like to be in Düsseldorf
But you have to go to Hamm
Don't take it so hard, baby
Just say: "No hard feelings"
No hard feelings, honey
This is the No hard feelings blues!
Peter didn't walk over the lake
No, he swam across!
Our wether likes to copulate
With the lamb
Do you need a design on the butter
Pass with the the comb over it
Don't take it so hard, baby
Just say:"No hard feelings"
No hard feelings, honey
This is the No hard feelings blues!