Schumacher The Champagne lyrics

My teeth have never looked quite this yellow

And my body never quite this fat

I'll pay well over the odds just to have some teenage band in back

I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan and I swear it was an act of fate

But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down

I just take my bubbles into the center of town

And Schumacher the Champagne

Whoever needed good cause to celebrate

Schumacher the Champagne, might as well be proud of last place

We used to set ourselves on fire when chemistry was twice a week

And now I pay for it over a counter whilst they become fitness freaks

My bad habits are taking over all the good left inside

But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down

I just take my bubbles into the center of town

And Schumacher the Champagne

whoever needed good cause to celebrate

Schumacher the Champagne,

might as well be proud of last place

Schumacher the Champagne

never needed good cause to celebrate

Oh take me as I am [x3]

Or not at all

Or not at all [x5]