No, sleeping in doesn't exist, because I'm always there
Closing time is never in sight, stationary salesman
Quickly arrange shelves, cash in between
Run the store all by yourself, maximize sales
Labeling, sorting, photocopying
Labeling, sorting, photocopying
Oh yeah, give me more!
I am the stationary salesman
Oh yeah, give me more!
I am the stationary salesman
Whether tape, scourge or zest, they'll have you asking questions
For me they're clearly the best special colored pencil colors
Hole punch, tracker, right, top, stapler at the cash register
I know everything, no lie, first class service
Labeling, sorting, photocopying
Labeling, sorting, photocopying
How do you only have one hunni?
I've only been up for an hour
Here's your change, now give me rubber!
Sure, I'm in a bad mood now
Everyone knows, here at Weber
You pay small, that's clear
This shitty superglue
You can get at Edeka too
Oh yeah, give me more!
I am the stationary salesman
Oh yeah, give me more!
I am the stationary salesman
Oh yeah, give me more!
I am the stationary salesman
Everyone knows, here at Weber
You pay small, that's clear
This shitty superglue
You can get at Edeka too
Oh yeah, give me more!
I am the stationary salesman
Oh yeah, give me more!
I am the stationary salesman