It's hard to believe that you're 18 & already such a lovely woman
just say, that you want to snog her
until she's green & blue
this dress looks so great
you really have a lot of taste
just say, what's the point of the rags
you'd most like her naked
come on, let's have another drink
because tonight's so mild
just say, that you'll win her round easier
if she's drunk
I'm a
slimebag, I'm so charming
slimebag, I reach for you with my sweaty hand
& soon my expensive
eau de toilette will be clinging to your bed
slimebag, oh my God I'm so nice
you're all alone here today
oh, I'm so sorry about that
just say
that you think this is really a favourable opportunity
you know, I like your voice
that pampers my ear tonight
just say, that you'd much rather it
if she was moaning with you
come on, let's listen to music at my place
really romantic, tender, soft
just say, that tonight you're
randy as hell again
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