Schlau, Versaut und Gutaussehend [English translation]

Clever, naughty and good looking

That's how my dream girl has to be

Just clever, naughty and good looking

Otherwise I'd rather stay alone

Clever 'cause I don't like stupid ones

Naughty 'cause I can't stand well-behaved ones

And good looking 'cause myself

I am just so so beautiful

Clever, naughty and good looking

Another one I wouldn't want

Even if she had huge eyes

And a pretty face

If she's not clever, naughty and good looking

I'd rather stay alone

Yes clever, naughty and good looking

My baby has to be

It has happened many times before

That I've fallen for the wrong girl

That's why now this one time

It has to be the one true one for me

I won't be fooled again

Now I know just what I want

A clever, naught good looking girl from the grill

Clever, naughty and good looking

I'll shout it out to the world

If you're only good looking

That's not enough for me

Even if you've got fame and money

I want a girl that really got it all

Otherwise I'd rather stay alone

Yes clever, naughty and good looking

That's how my dreamgirl should be

Helmut!

Oh it has happened many times before

That I've fallen for the wrong girl

That's why now this one time

It has to be the one true one for me

I won't be fooled again

Now I know just what I want

A clever, naughty, good looking woman oh yes

Clever, naughty and good looking

That's how my baby has to be

Smelling good, good kisser and clean shaven

Otherwise I'd rather stay alone

Clever is more than just intelligent

Naughty is more than just not stuck up at all

And good looking she really has to be

'cause I am just so so so so beautiful

Clever, naughty and good looking

I don't want any other one

Even if she has huge arguments *

And a sugar sweet face

If she's not clever, naughty and good looking

I'd rather stay alone, alone

Yes clever, naughty and good looking

That's how my baby has to be

Clever, naughty and good looking

Otherwise I'd rather stay alone

Clever, naughty and good looking

That's how my dreamgirl has to be