Schönen guten Morgen [English translation]

When the first light blue rises on the horizon,

the blackbird sings its bright morning song playfully,

and the new day is full with expectations in the air,

it smells like fresh buns and fragrant coffee.

Humankind and nature wake up hand in hand,

I turn in bed with my face to the wall

and don't think at all that might I miss out on something,

I only think: oh shit, man, I hate this...

Good morning, listen up:

For the next two hours you leave me alone!

Good morning, I'm not awake yet,

If you annoy me right now, it's gonna get down!

Good morning!1

Good morning!

If I enjoyed waking up early, I would've become a baker,

Man, I think I might have to murder someone right now.

Do you have to have friendly chats already?

Can someone turn the stupid sun off?

Can someone get rid of these fucking birds?

Can't you all just keep laying down?

And the water is too wet in the bathroom,

It's all disgusting, I hate this...

Good morning, listen up:

For the next two hours you leave me alone!

Good morning, I'm not awake yet,

If you annoy me right now, it's gonna get down!

Good morning!

Good morning!

I need a coffee, that much is clear,

but somehow the coffee isn't what it once was anymore.

Do they do those completely without caffeine now?

Alas, whatever, it's time to put on some clothes.

The way to the closet is a pretty far trip,

I fight my way forwards, but fatally

my bed just so happens to stand in the way,

which is why I'll randomly catch some Zs again...

Good morning, listen up:

For the next two hours you leave me alone!

Good morning, I'm not awake yet,

If you annoy me right now, it's gonna get down!

Good morning!

Good morning!

I'm the personification of charming, but sadly only

after the third coffee around 1pm,

before that it's best to, is that too hard to understand,

get out of my way soft and quiet!

Good morning!

Good morning!

1. He's literally saying "beautiful good morning". It's something like "Best of the morning to you!" or "Top of the morning to you!", maybe even "Have a nice/wonderful morning!"