Saufen [English translation]

There are security belts for dogs

There are watches, which keep you healthy

There are intelligent rockets

There are showers for the mouth

There is chocolade for birds

There are beauty farms for cats

There are dangerous biros

There is even something for bald heads

There is so much already

And it's getting more and more

And we can buy all of it

But the best is still

Boozing, boozing, boozing

Boozing, boozing, boozing, boozing

Boozing, munching and fucking

Boozing, boozing, boozing

And sending the kids to get beer

There are pills for shyness

There are jokes, which are great

There are movies and videos

Which protect you from the sun

There is the big bugging operation

There are olives as big as melons

There are pills for stupidity

There are extreme situations

There is so much already

And it's getting more and more

And we can buy all of it

But the best is still

Boozing, boozing, boozing

Boozing, boozing, boozing, boozing

Boozing, munching and fucking

Boozing, boozing, boozing

And sending the kids to get beer

They say: "It's never too late for happiness"

It's waiting in between truth and reality

The money is lying on the street, in such big bunches

But the best is still

Boozing, boozing, boozing

Boozing, boozing, boozing, boozing

Boozing, munching and fucking

Boozing, boozing, boozing

And sending the kids to get beer