Oh no, I can't believe it Sally
Oh I, must accuse you Sally
There's scratches on your knees
Where you been all morning?
I think you've been down down
To the briar patch baby
Maybe someone was with you
Oh no, I can't believe it Sally
Oh I, must accuse you Sally
There's brambles in your hair
You've been rolling in the roses
I think you've been down down
To the briar patch Sally
There's a thorn in your shoulder
Oh no, I can't believe it Sally
Oh I, must accuse you Sally
Oh I think!
The morning sun was rising
Venus was clear
You were messin' with the goddess of love
Come on now, over here!
Let me take a look at you
Just look at you!
You've got bruises everywhere
You've got brambles in your hair
You got scratches on your knees
Oh, it's easy to see
You've been messin' around Sally
And you ain't been messin' with me
Oh I know now
Somebody with my girl
Torn pants, torn pants
Juice all down your dress
You been rippin' it up with somebody
You better confess
I think she better come clean
I think she better confess
Confess! Confess! Confess!
You better confess!