Lousy man was the worst man than we ever seen
He cussed, spat and made eyelashes to all girls
He bit his nails and eat his soup in a strainer
Some folks told me that he never put his feet into a bath
Oh lousy man, what a lousy folk
A monster in short, this lousy man
He made all thing go wrong, the slot machines and the phone
In his spagghettis, he put some whiskey and gum
His father and this mother find in their glasses wine and salt
And in their shoes some jam when it wasn't honey
Oh lousy man, what a lousy folk
A monster in short, this lousy man
(spoken)
Now, listen me carfully, I must tell you the end of the story
Cause it shows in a vivid way that when we are a lousy man
we harvest what we deserve. And...
A summer, he met a lousy woman
who told he : "we both we are so ugly that I have a plan
Marry me, give me a baby" And till this day..
to the astonishment of all people
He live quiet in a lousy shanty
with a lousy kid and a lousy wife
And his lousy happiness...