Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Sainthood's not in your future
I should have seen it all coming
Your left hook I found most stunning
Sainthood is not in your future
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Wherefore art thou so nasty?
I thought of you as so classy
But sainthood's not in your future
That's when the bullet whizzed past me
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
(No it ain't, no it ain’t, no it ain't, no it ain't)
(No it ain't, no it ain't, no it ain't, no it ain't)
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Sainthood's not in your future
The pope is on the floor, laughing
The cardinals roar, they're backslapping
Sainthood is not in your future
You came highly recommended
Your Joan of Arc do well-attended
But sainthood's not in your future
All interaction's now suspended
(All interaction's now suspended)
(All interaction's now suspended)
(All interaction's now suspended)
(All interaction's now suspended)
Sainthood's not in your future
Collect your things, it's done, over
Collect your things, just leave, Rover
Sainthood is not in your future
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Na na na, na na na na na, na na
Where's the happily ever after?
Where is the sound of joy and laughter?
But sainthood's not in your future
Cheer up, you may just win a BAFTA