RuPaul - Read U Wrote U

[RuPaul]

Lookie here

Listen up

I'm the one, oh!

[Alaska]

Hey girls my name's Alaska

I got a tiny little question to ask ya

Who's that bitch that's on the top?

Oh wait that's me, hey Porkchop!

You're born naked and the rest is drag

But your face just needs a paper bag

Gimme a challenge and I'll crush ya all

Changing the game like my name's RuPaul

Line em up, front to back

I'll send them bitches home like a heart attack

Mess with me and you wind up in a casket

I'm Dorothy you're Toto get in the basket!

I'll read you down, beneath the ground

Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown

Legacy, remember my name

Cause you're gonna see me hanging in the hall of fame!

[RuPaul]

Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya

(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)

Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya

(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)

You've been read

I'm the one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one)

I'm the o-o-one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one

[Detox]

Detox coming at you with the slow verse

I'ma speed it up but had to shut it down first

Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse

I ain't sayin' I'm the best but I ain't the worst

You see me shinin', I'm tryin' to take this prime time

I see you whinin' and cryin' take that to Lifetime

So epic that it's poetic I spit it on a dime

On Reddit you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme

You can't stand me? I don't blame you

If Ru's number one, I'm number two

You disagree? Well that's on you

Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you

D to the E to the T to the O to the hold up... X

Naomi Campbelling these hoes to the crown, next!

[RuPaul]

Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya

(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)

Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya

(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)

You've been read

I'm the one, one, one

I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one)

I'm the o-o-one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one

[Katya]

Yekaterina, Petrovna, Zamolodchikova

But your dad just calls me Katya

I'm the bright red scare with the long blond hair

Always keep em coming back for more

You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go

So bitch let me show you the door!

Cause it's me who's getting laid, and I'm always getting paid

The only high class Russian whore

I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress

That's a rash not a herpes sore!

Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets

Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?

Katya

Zamo

Lodchikova

[RuPaul]

Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya

(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)

Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya

(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)

You've been read

I'm the one, one, one

I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one)

I'm the o-o-one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one

[Roxxxy]

I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear

I know you love me baby that's why you brought me here

Was a bitch on season five

I'm gonna make it right

Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give ya what ya like

I'm full of tricks baby, just like I'm Halloween

A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream

I have to get this right

So you don't waste your time

Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme

I'm gonna show you what I can do

You're going crazy and seeing too

It's not my fault you can't blame my game

On these other hoes, but they're all the same

[RuPaul]

Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya

(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)

Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya

(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)

You've been read

I'm the one, one, one

I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one)

I'm the o-o-one, one, one

I'm-I'm the one

Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I

Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I read ya, read ya