What is there to do when one's 13 years old
And has a constantly erected cock?
There is nobody who I can fuck
So no matter where I go
I have to take care of it myself and
Jack off
Jack, jack off
Jack off,
Jack, jack off
Jack off
Jack, jack off (x2)
The same goes when one's old
Then every lady is constantly angry
They have cunts as dry as a desert
Then I have to sit by my window
And go back to my teenage routines and
Jack off
Jack, jack off
Jack off,
Jack, jack off
Jack off
Jack, jack off (x2)
Through life, one has to chase
After that pesky little cunt
A shag can be like a fairytale
But now I'm tired of that shit
Jack off
Jack, jack off
Jack off,
Jack, jack off
Jack off
Jack, jack off
(Guitar solo)
Jack off
Jack, jack off
Jack off,
Jack, jack off
Jack off
Jack, jack off
Jack off