Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
(Like a lightbulb!)
(Bart!)
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names.
(Like Schnozzola!)
(Lisa!)
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games.
(Like Strip Poker!)
(I'm warning you two!)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say...
(Take it, Homer!)
Uh, "Rudolph, get your nose over here
So that you can guide my sleigh today."
Oh, Homer.
Then all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,
You'll go down in history!"
Like Atilla the Hu—!
Why, you little!