Rudie Can’t Fail lyrics

Sing, Michael, sing

On the route of the nineteen bus

Hear them sayin’

How you get a rude and a reckless?

Don’t you be so crude and a feckless

You been drinking brew for breakfast

Rudie can’t fail

So we reply

I know that my life make you nervous

But I tell you that I can’t live in service

Like the doctor who was born for a purpose

Rudie can’t fail

I went to the market to realize my soul

‘Cause what I need I just don’t have

First they curse, then they press me till I hurt

We say Rudie can’t fail

We hear them sayin’

Now first you must cure your temper

Then you find a job in the paper

You need someone for a savior

Oh, Rudie can’t fail

We reply

Now we get a rude and a reckless

We been seen lookin’ cool an’ a speckless

We been drinking brew for breakfast

So Rudie can’t fail

Okay!

So where you want to go today?

Hey boss man!

You’re looking pretty smart

In your chicken skin suit

You think you’re pretty hot

In your pork pie hat

But…Rudie can’t fail

Look out, look out…

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