Once again. Tell 'em, Tasis.
It is rä-hinä[1], rä-rä-hinä. (3x)
What's up, beibe? Gorge.
I did not come here today to get stuck in the back corner
to the girls I can offer hard stick and bubble gum.
I'm not too picky about in which bed I'll wake up,
I don't discriminate, I regulate butts of every colour.
Still I take responsibility,
and if she is not good material for a wife
I'll wear double rubber.
I've seen all kinds of pidgeons,
and it's crazy talk to say that the lake won't wear out[2]
the more oarsmen there are the faster we go.
Plus, nobody wants to dive into a lake that has algae.
If your set up glows in the dark when you bend over,
I don't want to guilt trip you, but you'd better get that checked.
Me and the boys
have been looking with cats and dogs[3]
and sometimes it feels like there is no hope.
That much is clear now:
I won't touch you
if you are like the Finnish summer:
Cold, short and grey.
I'm not lousy and I don't eat pussy,
because that chick is the ultimate slut.
That vulture will gobble you in her beak,
what an awful gorge.
I won't swallow this, you'll swallow even a lure
The seed of every man is to your liking
That eagle will gobble you in her beak,
what an awful gorge.
You think you are a hot catwoman,
but you resemble more of Jutta Urpilainen[4].
Poor girl, I'll skip the flowers,
tanglehaired slut, you'll get turned down.
Your boiler room is so tarry
Almost everybody here knows you.
Even if you were the most talented one around,
I'd skip your organ[5]
Even if it was the most fuckable.
At least in my opinion,
now is the time
to be miserly instead of generous.
If you try to be sexy
try a little more
and how old were you again?
That's my advice,
you've got silicone implants,
and pink catch,
face painted.
And everythin else kinky mink shit
but nothing in your head, bitch!
I'm not lousy and I don't eat pussy,
because that chick is the ultimate slut.
That vulture will gobble you in her beak,
what an awful gorge.
I won't swallow this, you'll swallow even a lure
The seed of every man is to your liking
That eagle will gobble you in her beak,
what an awful gorge.
The night has reached the finale,
cocktails at the bar
have been drunken like from a bucket,
I'm stalking for the pink treasure.
The game is already clear, your appearence tells me that.
I don't always like to put an efforf, but this is just too easy.
You don't leave for imagination what you are thinking of,
you're coming on to me, the whole impression is cheap,
What can be found underneath it?
You looked better from a distance.
You are not a piece of cake, or that's what you say,
But you have already gone through every guy in this city.
Always looking for some
Your bodycount must be about a thousand
wearing the most revealing dress here,
you got a picture of your boobs as your profile pic.
You are not so bad, but your reputation is.
You have just forgotten what a beautiful woman is like.
If we go to your place, sure I'll fuck you
but I'll bite my own hand of to get away from you in the morning
I'm not lousy and I don't eat pussy,
because that chick is the ultimate slut.
That vulture will gobble you in her beak,
what an awful gorge.
I won't swallow this, you'll swallow even a lure
The seed of every man is to your liking
That eagle will gobble you in her beak,
what an awful gorge.
I'm not lousy and I don't eat pussy,
because that chick is the ultimate slut.
That vulture will gobble you in her beak,
what an awful gorge.
I won't swallow this, you'll swallow even a lure
The seed of every man is to your liking
That eagle will gobble you in her beak,
what an awful gorge.