Rosemary Clooney - The Unbirthday Song

Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday

One birthday every year

But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays

That is why we've gathered here to cheer:

A very merry unbirthday to you, to you

A very merry unbirthday to you, to you

It's great to drink to someone

And I guess that you will do

A very merry unbirthday to you!

A very merry unbirthday to us, to us

A very merry unbirthday to us, to us

If there are no objections

Let it be unanimous

A very merry unbirthday to us!

A very merry unbirthday to me (to who?)

A very merry unbirthday to me (to you?)

Let's all congratulate me

With a present I agree

A very merry unbirthday to me!

A very merry unbirthday to all, to all

A very merry unbirthday to all, to all

Let's have a celebration

Hire a band and rent a hall

A very merry unbirthday

A very merry unbirthday

A very merry unbirthday to all!