Rocky Raccoon lyrics

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room

Only to find Gideon's bible

But Rocky had come equipped with a gun

To shoot off the legs of his rival

His rival it seems had broken his dreams

By stealing the girl of his fancy

Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil

And everyone knew her as Nancy

She and her man, who called himself Dan

Were in the next room at the hoedown

Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin

He said: Danny boy, this is a showdown

Now, Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot

And Rocky collapsed in the corner

Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room

Only to find Gideon's bible

Gideon checked out, and he left it no doubt

To help with good Rocky's revival

...Two, three, four

One, two, three, four

Two, three, four, yeah