Roadkill lyrics

Oh well I, I touched down en route to my connection

A man in the gift shop called me a fag

I feel like my tucked-up erection

There's a pressure all over my head

And I know this is how I get paid

But it's not really how I wanna get laid, too

A hundred forty when I last got weighed

And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday

And they're playing your song on the radio station

Mugging me off all across the nation

"If you don't eat, then you'll never grow"

I should've learned that quite a while ago

I know it gets hard sometimes

Making out with people that you don't like

I know you don't feel alright

But you look just fine to me

Well, I pissed myself on the Texan intersection

With George spilling things all over his bag

And I took shit for being quiet during the election

Maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy

And I get stoned nowhere and get paid there

It's not really how babies are made, so

I take a minute when I think I won't die from stopping

Oh, I'm just a busy guy

And they're playing your song on the radio station

Mugging me off all across the nation

"If you don't shoot, then you'll never know"

You should've learned that quite a while ago

I know it gets hard sometimes

Taking out your shit on the ones you like

You know, I didn't feel alright

Until you spoke to me

You

I've been waiting for you

My whole life, waiting for you

I've been waiting for you

Well, I'm gonna get a condom

But it's for her protection

And maybe I'll get some fun for the night