The baker's dozen are coming to town
Locking it down, yeah
We're rolling
Rolling
The baker's dozen are coming to town
Locking it down, yeah
We're rolling
Here we go
Thorin Oakenshield is coming to town
He's got this big hunk of wood
He's got a permanent frown
He's the king of the Dwarves
Don't stand in his way
He's gotta be in the mountain
By Durin's Day
Balin and Dwalin
They're both from East Harlem
One look like the Rock
The other rocks like Stalin
Big double-ax man
The wisdom of years
It should protect him and control his fears
Oin and Gloin
They love gold coin
One's the father of Gimli
One's the son of Groin
Gloin is the keeper of history's ghosts
Oin, his brother, is as deaf as a post
Fili and Kili, not like Milli Vanilli
They say their own lines but they do sound silly
They look like Dwarves
But they dance like Elvis
Sword with steel
And tilted pelvis
Gold, rivers of gold
Left up in a mountain
So I've been told
Of all that gold
Rivers of gold
Left up in the mountain
By the kings of old
Bifur, Bofur, Bombur,
One is funny, one is somber
One is overweight, but he don't care
Bifur's got a head trauma
Bombur empties out the sauna
Bofur just can turn up in time anywhere
Ori, Dori, Nori,
What's the weird hairdo story ?
Do you tongue it along the way
Ori's niftily holding it
Nori's shiftily outfitted
Dori just can't move his face
Wargs, spiders and Trolls
Try to stand in our way
We the bad baker's dozen
And we would have our say
Weapons and Sting
Pockets of gold
Here to take back the halls of old
Bilbo Baggins, he's from the Shire
Gandalf the wizard, he's a gun for hire
Danger aplenty getting up to that hill
Then when we get there
There's a dragon to kill
For that gold
Rivers of gold
Left up in a mountain
So I've been told
Of all that gold
Rivers of gold
Left up in the mountain
By the kings of old
We must fly you fools
There's no time to waste
Syd
Eighty eight
Gimme that gold
I'm coming gimme that gold
Yeah, gimme that gold
Oh, gimme that gold
Yeah, gimme that gold
Yeah, gimme that...
Man, gimme that...
(of all that gold)
Rivers of gold
Left up in the mountain
By the kings of old.