Ripped Pants lyrics

SpongeBob: When I ripped my pants....

I thought that I had everybody on my side,

But I went and blew it all sky high,

And, now, she won't even spare a passing glance,

All just because I -- ripped my pants.

Millie, Dexter and Frank: When Big Larry came 'round, just to put him down,

SpongeBob turned into a clown,

And no girl ever wants to dance,

With a fool who went and -- ripped his pants.

SpongeBob: I know I shouldn't mope around; I shouldn't curse,

But the pain feels so much worse.

Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun,

Than a burn from the sun...

Millie and Dexter: ...Or sand in your buuuuns.

SpongeBob: Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,

So listen and you won't regret:

"Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance,

And you won't end up like the..."

Everyone: ...fool who ripped his pants.