Ridicule [English translation]

I have in my throat

Like the back of a forge

A metal that can cut

Without being a razor 1

I'd like to sit myself down

And if you're not too busy

I would like to give you

Some news about me

To know if you also feel that

There

I'm of that kind of childhood

Where my ass stayed

Nice and warm at my parents

Red brick walls

And enough cash

To make life fun

I arranged my marbles

While kicking my heels

And let a whole day roll by

There

I wanted the unicorn

But I've got a rocking horse

A ridiculous mode

Of transport

I wanted to travel miles

Without being bothered too much

To remain perhaps still

Tiny

Ridiculous!

But I really like this mess

Paris, I take after her

It seems I'm comfortable there

I'm not the leader of the gang

I hide my wet eyes

When I go back to mum's

I wanted to give her news about me

To know if she is proud of what I'm doing there

Me

I get married

And can't stop

Singing its praises

And in this old thing

Of rainy marriage

Me, I want just the wife I have

And I wanted to give her

News about me

To know if she feels that too

There

I wanted the unicorn

But I've got a rocking horse

A ridiculous mode

Of transport

I wanted to travel mile

Without being bothered too much

To remain perhaps still

Tiny

Ridiculous!

1. or - without being boring. There's a double meaning to 'rasoir.