Have thought about it for a long time, really thought it through
How I'm gonna get you to understand how it feels
How I should disclose this, dare to tell
Let it out, open up my heart
Afraid I might have read you wrong
Now I can say with complete certainty
That my first impression was correct
And now I want to express it nice and clear
You're clearly unique and special
The universe bends to your will
From the deepest, darkest part
of my soul, I want to tell you this
I hope I dream that the ground you walk collapses
No matter what
I hope your wine turns to water
Lightnings prick you
Tell Satan I'll meet him soon!
I hope different accidents occur
You know what I feel
I know you can hear me
I hope you
Get to live with it for the rest of your life
That you live with it for all of eternity
I gave you a place to live when you had it rough
Gave you a shoulder when you were brimmed with tears
Lend you some bucks when you were in a pickle
If you land in Hell, then send me a postcard
My camera vanished, you blamed my ex-friend
Whom you also fucked in my bed
I'd rather live through ninety-nine damn winters
Roll naked over glass-shards, eat cigarrette butts
Than to ever feel your vibes again
You fucking lied better than the dolphins swim
The protagonist of my worst memories
If your were the last one on Earth in your last moment
Then.. I hope, (I hope)
Then.. I hope, (I hope)
Then.. I hope, (I hope)
Then.. I hope, (I hope)
Then.. I hope, (I hope)
I hope your wine turns to water
Lightnings prick you
Tell Satan I'll meet him soon!
I hope different accidents occur
You know what I feel
I know you can hear me
I hope you
You get to live with it
You get to live with it
You get to live with it
... for the rest of your life
You get to live with it
You played each nerve until they popped
Ass-cancer wherever I sat
This reward will be your thank you
Hope your social insurance comes quick
That they add "idiot" to your passport
That in your next life, you'll be a worm
Fuck, I really needed this to be said
I'm getting two tons lighter than I've once been
I hope I dream that the ground you walk collapses
No matter what
I hope I dream that the ground you walk collapses
No matter what
I hope your wine turns to water
Lightnings prick you
Tell Satan I'll meet him soon!
I hope different accidents occur
You know what I feel
I know you can hear me
I hope you,
Never ever can remember your pin-code ever again - I mean never, even when you get a new one.
And may your clock always be twenty minutes too slow so you always come in late
And may flesh-eating ants eat your eyelids so you'll always look tired
And even when you're alert you'll look very very very tired...
And may your harddrives crash forever