Relativ [English translation]

I am relatively big,

in comparison with a pebble.

But next to a boulder

I am relatively small.

I am relatively wise

in comparison to Heide Klum

In comparison to Stephen Hawking

I am relatively dumb.

I am fairly matter-of-fact

compared with die Bild (German boulevard newspaper).

But pretty emotional

compared with a give way sign

You ask me reasonably often

what I mean exactly to you.

It should be quite clear

that I squirm a bit there.

I find this question truly dangerous

Because stupidly I'm quite honest

I am fond of you

I am fond of you

Maybe even a bit more

I like you quite a bit

In comparison actually,

I find you actually - relatively nice.

You are nicer as my neighbor

And I expect in bed (?)

would be more doable with you.

I find conversing with you relatively interesting

Sometime I would like to just go

along with you hand in hand

It is relatively impressive

how you can glow sometimes.

I get relatively hot

When I see how you dance

It'd be pretty romantic

To be at the seaside with you sometime

And best of all then we two

would then be relatively alone.

I hope I'm not currently sitting between two chairs

I am a man and never talk about feelings

I am fond of you

I am fond of you

Maybe even a bit more

I like you quite a bit

In comparison to and for each other

I am actually - relatively fond of you.

I am fond of you

I am fond of you

Maybe even a bit more

I like you quite a bit

In comparison actually,

Yeah OK, all right, I love you.