[Intro: Alligatoah]
Hah, young man
[Verse 1: Alligatoah]
I take you with me
on a trip a beautiful
and dangerous one
Alligatoah - and I ride on a Mountain goat
Here you see a lot of
crazy things like in a
distorting mirror
All ways are open for me
like a termite
I have the universal key, the alpha and
the omega
Alligatoah - and I riding on a Dromedary
Where the trip goes?
Well, that's clear to Holland, because there are Dutch People
They speak Dutch and can not tell me
"I drink too much“
Alligatoah - and I ride on a Penguin
(Woooh!)
I am on him and he on insulin
And a few mushrooms then there is no
moody
I will beotted like I were
a Enemy of the state in the Holocaust
Alligatoah - and I ride on an Ostrich
We have two things in common, so listen:
Big balls and we know you do not need pants
[Hook: Alligatoah]
That's the Ride where you don't need wheels
Alligatoah, I'm getting out!
Experience things that no one believes me
The infantry is silent and astonished, I am getting out
That's the Ride where you don't need wheels
Alligatoah, I'm getting out!
I control the animal, risk my skin
The infantry is silent and astonished, I am getting out
[Verse 2: Alligatoah]
And come on the boards
They mean the world with a feather duster
Alligatoah - and I ride a mule
And I don't wave with fence posts, but with fists
What playback? I can belly pedestons! Continue, I need tee bags
Alligatoah - And I ride on a snowy owl
All at once I hear sounds
They are sailors, they want to numb me
It was a trick, but not a hindrance
Alligatoah - and I ride a squid
I'll be a bit wet, but I'm not
Made of sugar, but from the darkness
Now I see places that do not even exist on Rapidshare
Alligatoah - and I ride a hobbyhorse
The strangers want to sabotage me, that's rocket science
I'm looking for the fairy tale forest but find only a patch twerp
Boy!
[Hook: Alligatoah]
That's the Ride where you don't need wheels
Alligatoah, I'm getting out!
Experience things that no one believes me
The infantry is silent and astonished, I am getting out
That's the Ride where you don't need wheels
Alligatoah, I'm getting out!
I control the animal, risk my skin
The infantry is silent and astonished, I am getting out
[Verses 3: Alligatoah]
And the victim wants to go on a ride, as if he had the stuff
Alligatoah - and I ride a grasshopper
Sometimes I ride at night, then I wear a chain of light
And sometimes I have to go to the bathroom too
But I don't get off I have a tin can
Alligatoah - and I riding a unlucky person (Let's
go!)
And I drink champagne punch
Thankfully, McDonalds exist in all countries
Unfortunately, I met people there
They hit me to death several times the days
Alligatoah - and I ride on cannonballs
If you thought I was a lying baron, I would only pretend
But adventure riding I love even more than poppy seed cake
This is my lifestyle, I do it every day
Man, I ride everything, even roast chicken
Now there are camels and bicycles back on the farm
Go to sleep but tomorrow we will circle the planet!
[Hook: Alligatoah]
That's the Ride where you don't need wheels
Alligatoah, I'm getting out!
Experience things that no one believes me
The infantry is silent and astonished, I am getting out
That's the Ride where you don't need wheels
Alligatoah, I'm getting out!
I control the animal, risk my skin
The infantry is silent and astonished, I am getting out