Good day to you, social inspector
I am an unrehabilitated lad
Please exercise your status and power
to give me some contact with existence
I thank you and bow for two hundred bucks
It will not cure much, I have a feel
But the gesture was friendly, so thank you anyway
And everything you wish for, you can never get
Good day to you, you liquor store clerk
From the social services, I have hurried here
I wish to use up my allowance
to the gain of your cash register, to the comfort of my body
I thank you and bow for your fluidum
For brief happiness and delirium
As thanking for your service and practical support
for us consumers of liquid needs
Good day to you, you constable and cop
Here you see a guy who you have seen before
Sorry for staining our tidy city
If you know anything better, I will be so glad
I thank you and bow for your assistance
to steadily get me into an ambulance
and haul me hence towards the nearest emergency ward
where they know of my flaws from before
Good day again, social inspector
I am an unrehabilitated lad
Please exercise your status and power
to give me some contact with existence
I thank you and bow for two hundred bucks
It will not cure much, I have a feel
But the gesture was friendly, so thank you anyway
And everything you wish for, you can never get
Good day again, you liquor store clerk
From the social services, I have hurried here
I wish to use up my allowance
to the gain of your cash register, to the comfort of my body
I thank you and bow for your fluidum
For brief happiness and delirium
As thanking for your service and practical support
for us consumers of liquid needs
Good day again, you constable and cop
Here you see a guy who you have seen before
Sorry for staining our tidy city
If you know anything better, I will be so glad
I thank you and bow for your assistance
to steadily get me into an ambulance
and haul me hence towards the nearest emergency ward
where they know of my flaws from before
Good day, you tidy entrepreneur
who does business regarding matters of peace
Say, do you have a box to rest inside
that suits my fragile anatomy?
From the bottom of my cirrhosis, I thank you
for the final packaging of splendid veneer
A drunken body with a teetotal soul
now says to everyone his thanks and goodbye!