Reality TV lyrics

Buzzing from watching others dramatic lives

As the TV slyly stares at me

Body piercings, like those of

Ancient Egyptians kinky slave prisoners fly at me

Placing a thorn upon her head

Slashing her wrist, rowing around on her cavity

Being chased by little kids

Playing miniature toy accordions, her destiny

I abhor the whore who calls herself reality, reality TV

I abhor the whore who calls herself reality, reality TV

Fundamentally mental, deprived of meaning,

Hedonistic theatrical entropy

The gaining of lost confidence,

From the failures of others cheering

»No, that can't be me«

I abhor the whore who calls herself reality, reality TV

I abhor the whore who calls herself reality, reality TV

A genetically mysterious horde of specimens,

Sharing their empty lives with me

Grammatically inept common denominators,

Destroying all of life's mystery

Body piercings, those of

Ancient kinky Egyptians slave prisoners fly at me

Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks

Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks

The sexually oblique ritual was just called glee

Body piercings, those of

Ancient kinky Egyptians slave prisoners fly at me

Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks

Nipples, tongues, testicles, cheeks

The sexually oblique ritual was just called glee

Buzzing from watching others dramatic lies

As the TV slyly stares at me

I abhor the whore who calls herself reality, reality TV

I abhor the whore who calls herself reality, reality TV

I abhor the whore who calls herself reality

I abhor the whore who calls herself reality