Quiche Lorraine lyrics

The skies are charcoal gray

It's a dreary downtown day

But at the end of my thirty foot leash

Is my little friend Quiche

Quiche La Poodle is her name

And having a good time

On a crummy day is our game

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine

Everyday I take her out, yeah

She runs around, and she shouts out, barks, yea

Cause she's a good doggie

She's a sweet, sweet, sweet puppy (arf arf!)

And I know she'll stick by me, yeah

Oh no, here comes a Great Dane, drivin' down the lane

(Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)

Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here

(Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)

Don't leave me, I'll go in-sane, I'll go insane

How do you like that?

Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green

About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall

Sunglasses and a bonnet

And designer jeans with appliques on it?

The dog that brought me so much joy

Left me wallowing in pain

Quiche Lorraine

I'll show her

Do you see the key in my hand?

I'm gonna throw it in the lake

Yeah, you've been so rotten to me

You take the cake

I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel

And just you try and come back to me, yeah, you'll see

(Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)

You mangy mutt

(Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)

I'm talking about Quiche

(Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)

Quiche Lorraine