Que los cumplas feliz [English translation]

When the guests started to come

they were all sexy chicks in miniskirts

and the grandfather after seeing plenty of flesh

he fainted and they took him in an ambulance

As to the boys they didn't serve alcohol

they bought it across and they were drinking it in the corner

and with everyone drunk and in the middle of the dance

mom said "how strong comes the Fanta"

And everybody was singing

Happy birthday to you,

happy birthday to you,

because we all love you,

happy birthday to you,

Dad complained of what he spent

mom because nobody looked at her dress

the girl because it was full of party-crashers

and the maiden aunt because she didn't flirt

And everybody was singing

Happy birthday to you,

happy birthday to you,

because we all love you,

happy birthday to you,

When they looked for the birthday girl

she was with a waiter naked in the bathroom

and the drunk uncle wanted to blow the candles

but he vomited the pildoritas 1 in the cake.

And everybody was singing

Happy birthday to you,

happy birthday to you,

because we all love you,

happy birthday to you,

When they started to toss her in the air

they slipped and her life ended

but anyway the fun hasn't ended

because the birthday continued in the wake.

And the Bedronclos were playing:

In your day mmmm....

1. small cocktail sausage