Quäl Dich Fit [English translation]

That has been accomplished: since 2007

We've banished the smokers from the pubs

And all those who like to drink alcohol

Will soon be forbidden its pleasure without much discussion

Because those who still smoke now cannot be saved anyways

So we put the drinkers in chains now

But unfortunately that still leaves the idiots

Who like to eat sweets. That's forbidden from now on.

Toil yourself fit! Everyone joins in!

Torture yourself healthy!

We will soon be a 150 years old

Keep up!

Think of it as an investment

As a substitue for religion

Frantically young. If need be we'll achieve it with force

Move your butt into the gym fast

Train for about two hours each day, because everyone does this

Sweating faces, all addicted to the shaping their bodies

And then you get your multi-fit-nutritional protocol

You should accept that this is finally the end of

Everything you like, everything that pleases you and that is a relish

Sound as a bell and fit - you don't want to be the odd one out, do you?

Everything you like would just be a disturbance to this

Toil yourself fit! Everyone joins in!

Torture yourself healthy!

We will soon be a 150 years old

Keep up!

Think of it as an investment

As a substitue for religion

Frantically young. If need be we'll achieve it with force

On our way to public health we all have to sacrifice

Some actually have to be forced to a healthy life

As long as it stays this way, we'll not take a rest:

Those who don't want to be healthy, will have to deal with us

Toil yourself fit! Everyone joins in!

Torture yourself healthy!

We will soon be a 150 years old

Keep up!

Think of it as an investment

As a substitue for religion

Frantically young. If need be we'll achieve it with force

Now new times start, we'll force discipline

We forbid sweets and caffeine

We forbid cigarettes and alcohol

We forbid soft beds and even menthol

We forbid chocolate, saussages and steaks

We forbid marinade and butter buscuit

We forbid all fats and tea with rum

We forbid Yogurette and self-made cigarettes

We forbid flour and protein, every delicious trifle

We even forbid the Wise Guys, it's about time for this!