Puttin' on the Fritz [English translation]

Fritz is sitting on a school toilet wiping his ass with a tie

Puttin' on the Fritz

He wants to shave Asko's testicles because his pubic hair stings

Puttin' on the Fritz

Asko's wearing boots and sideburns

Fritte's wearing dirty underpants

At all times

Asko's unlucky because his penis is wrapped in plaster

Puttin' on the Fritz

Fritz and Asko are lying on the floor, Asko's satisfied and so is his butt

Puttin' on the Fritz

Fritz is poking Asko's butt and finds a box filled with French fries

Puttin' on the Fritz

Fritte's wearing red polo jumpers

When he's poking shit in Asko's butt

Start pumping

Asko has got a dick at the same size as a family-sized bag of crisps

Puttin' on the Fritz

Asko, Asko, Asko goes to Hollywood (8x)

Asko had bought himself a giant dildo the other day, and voilà

Puttin' on the Fritz

Now he has shoved it up his ass, please take a seat and have a look

Puttin' on the Fritz

Look at little Fritz and little Asko

No matter what they do they fail

Poor Asko

Can you feel the smell of tabasco?

Hold your breath 'cause here comes Asko

Peppy and brisko

Fritz is sitting on the school toilet with his ass filled with dick

Puttin' on the Fritz