Fritz is sitting on a school toilet wiping his ass with a tie
Puttin' on the Fritz
He wants to shave Asko's testicles because his pubic hair stings
Puttin' on the Fritz
Asko's wearing boots and sideburns
Fritte's wearing dirty underpants
At all times
Asko's unlucky because his penis is wrapped in plaster
Puttin' on the Fritz
Fritz and Asko are lying on the floor, Asko's satisfied and so is his butt
Puttin' on the Fritz
Fritz is poking Asko's butt and finds a box filled with French fries
Puttin' on the Fritz
Fritte's wearing red polo jumpers
When he's poking shit in Asko's butt
Start pumping
Asko has got a dick at the same size as a family-sized bag of crisps
Puttin' on the Fritz
Asko, Asko, Asko goes to Hollywood (8x)
Asko had bought himself a giant dildo the other day, and voilà
Puttin' on the Fritz
Now he has shoved it up his ass, please take a seat and have a look
Puttin' on the Fritz
Look at little Fritz and little Asko
No matter what they do they fail
Poor Asko
Can you feel the smell of tabasco?
Hold your breath 'cause here comes Asko
Peppy and brisko
Fritz is sitting on the school toilet with his ass filled with dick
Puttin' on the Fritz