Craig:
People are dying. The fault is our own
You can do lots of damage when you're on your phone
We all have to agree to change it somehow
Let's all make a pledge to end it right now
The 4th Grade:
Put it down. Don't be on your phone while being President
Put it down. You might do something dumb and cause an accident
Residents:
Let's all agree, here today, that if we're a leader of the U.S.A
Audience:
We'll put it down
Fourth Grade:
Put it down
McDonalds Worker:
I'll take the pledge!
Doctor:
I'll take the pledge
Hillary Clinton:
And I'll take the pledge
Fourth Grade:
No one cares
Put it down if you're president today
Parents:
If you find yourself being President today
Fourth Grade:
Ah ah ah, ah a-aaah
Ah ah ah, ah a-aaah, aaah. Put it down
Cartman:
Give a standing ovation for suicide in our nation
Or I will rip my own guts out without one hesitation
Dedication, that's what it's taken to awaken people to care
And yet my future's so hazy, my girlfriend's makin' me crazy
But still I'm workin' so hard. You know, just tryin' to hold on,
'Cause I know that you don't miss me so much if I was gone
And all the voices start solo, but every day I hear them grow
Sayin' "Eric, don't do it! Don't do it! Noooo"
Fourth Grade and Parents:
Put it down. Don't be on your phone while being president
Put it down. You might do something dumb and cause an accident
We all agree, here today, that if we're ever leader of the U.S.A
We'll put it down
Fourth Grade:
Put it down