[Jeff Bass]
This is a public service announcement
Bought to you in part by Slim Shady
The reviews and events express here are totally fucked
And are not necessarily the views of anyone
However, the events and suggestions
That appear on this album are not to be taken lightly
Children should not part-taken to listen to this album
With laces in their shoes, Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions
Upon purchasing this album, you have agreed
Not to try this at home, anything else?
[Eminem]
Yeah, don't do drugs