Prom Night Dumpster Baby lyrics

(spoken intro)

Hey, What are you doin' out here?

Don't you want to dance?

Sure!

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby,

I got no mom or dad

Prom night dumpster baby,

My story isn't long, but boy it's awfully sad

Bum, bum, bum, bum

And though I came from a hole

(And though he came from a hole)

I'm singin' right from the soul

(He's singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket

And somebody to spank it

I miss my mom

But she's at the prom

So I'm prom night dumpster baby

Prom night dumpster baby

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

And I'm takin' a stroll

(He's takin' a stroll)

I'm takin' a stroll

(He's takin' a stroll)

I'm takin a stroll

(He's takin a stroll)

Ha-ha-ha, I'm takin' a stroll

(He's takin' a stroll)

I'm takin' a stroll...