I am strolling down the alley,
I don't need a thing undone.
I have put on my sunglasses
And I don't see anyone.
Hey, bystander, walk on by,
Go, or you will get black eye.
Hey, bystander, walk on by,
Go, or you will get black eye.
I attend the music shows,
All without a ticket,
Spring - I go, in summer, fall,
Even in cold winter.
Hey, bystander, walk on by,
Go, or you will get black eye.
Hey, bystander, walk on by,
Go, or you will get black eye.
I come home at night and then I
Play my tape recorder deck,
And the neighbor groans behind wall,
Ghastly dream he saw, redneck.
Hey, bystander, walk on by,
Go, or you will get black eye.
Hey, bystander, walk on by,
Go, or you will get black eye.