Every single princess on the planet
Prayed to be invited to the ball
Every Portia, Guinevere and Janet
Would come by coach or boat to be here
Most would swim the moat to be here
Just to be at this historic gala
Girls would walk around or even crawl
Rumour is that at this joyous scene tonight
The Prince will likely choose his future queen tonight
Beauty and glamour and breeding unmatched
Princesses on parade
Lovely, enthralling and all unattached
The hoi polloi and those well-bred agree
Each enjoy a royal pedigree
Born for success, each possesses a spark
Each a remarkable maid
Boy oh boy these royal highnesses
All have pluses, they've no minuses
Gaze upon these princesses on parade
This is the likely occasion
When the heir to the throne picks a wife
This may be the day when Prince Derek will say
“Where have you been all my life?”
Brilliant, beguilling, the smiling brigade
Princesses on parade
Each the pride of her community
Each a golden opportunity
Just the thought that Crown Prince Derek'll
Face this choice and he's hysterical
Gaze upon
Heap praise upon
These radiant, glamourous, luminous, dazzling
Princesses on parade