Princesses On Parade lyrics

Every single princess on the planet

Prayed to be invited to the ball

Every Portia, Guinevere and Janet

Would come by coach or boat to be here

Most would swim the moat to be here

Just to be at this historic gala

Girls would walk around or even crawl

Rumour is that at this joyous scene tonight

The Prince will likely choose his future queen tonight

Beauty and glamour and breeding unmatched

Princesses on parade

Lovely, enthralling and all unattached

The hoi polloi and those well-bred agree

Each enjoy a royal pedigree

Born for success, each possesses a spark

Each a remarkable maid

Boy oh boy these royal highnesses

All have pluses, they've no minuses

Gaze upon these princesses on parade

This is the likely occasion

When the heir to the throne picks a wife

This may be the day when Prince Derek will say

“Where have you been all my life?”

Brilliant, beguilling, the smiling brigade

Princesses on parade

Each the pride of her community

Each a golden opportunity

Just the thought that Crown Prince Derek'll

Face this choice and he's hysterical

Gaze upon

Heap praise upon

These radiant, glamourous, luminous, dazzling

Princesses on parade