I was at the Fatboy's bar, in a village next to mine
We got drunk again, watched the game
We were cheering, crying and laughing
As long as we had food
But, when the food disappeared,
We started talking shit,
Fatboy started doing shit,
So I asked my best man to take me home
But the best man said no
Because he had drunk Czech beer
Ok then, I said, people, I'm going home on foot
And my legs are heavy, it's all because of booze
I have 3 kilometres to go and 4 cigs
There's no other option, I have to go through that field
To the American base, and then from the grove to the graveyard
I have to follow these 4 paths
I'm walking, and the moonlight is following me
I'm already next to the base, I can hear the aggregates
That's where I'm going to take a piss and leave my tag
That's not a big deal, c'mon NATO, sue me
C'mon, sue me because I'm drunk, I don't care
C'mon, do whatever you want
C'mon and see me puke
C'mon, get out the base so I can beat the shit out of you
And fuck that asshole Eminem
Fuck him!
I've passed the base, I'm entering the grove
The runnel is on my right side
Everything around me is so dark
And that scares me so much, I check the watch
And I see it's twelve o'clock
Something behind me rustled, I rashly stopped
I looked behind me and said: "Fuck him!"
I keep walking and it's rustling like crazy
My right ball has already slipped in because of fear
But I said, it's crazy, Edo, you don't believe in things like that
Then I remembered old people's stories about phantoms
I suddenly turned around - total silence
I keep walking, I can hear the beast behind me
I can hear the stampede, some voice is screaming:
"Edo, you're over now!"
I'm running like I have an engine in my ass
I'm so scared that I started praying to Allah, Jesus and Krishna
I'm so scared that I pissed my pants
I sad, calm down, Edo, it's all in your head
I look at the right side and I see something in the grass
That must be, I said, that must be some dog
And then I heard the voice saying: "Maajka, here we are!"
I'm falsely comforting myself: "It must be alcohol,
It must be best man's weed", I feel the dread in every bone
I told myself: "Edo, everything is OK,
Remember that book from that Louise L. Hay
Think positively, here's the end of the grove"
Then I heard the voice saying:
"Next time we're gonna fuck your mother!"
We're phantoms
Don't look for evidence
Don't look for us
Scream out loud
We're phantoms
Don't look for evidence
Don't look for us
Scream out loud
One more kilometer to go and my heart is beating
The graveyard is on the left side, now I'm screwed
Well, maybe I'm not, I'm a good fellow
Maybe I'm lucky and evening will finish quietly, but no
Something steam-like is coing out of some grave
"Your grandpa had seen something here", my mother told me
Some wild black cat jumped in front of me
I can see it clearly, I already said -
The moonlight was shining
Oh my God, cat on the road, it's waiting for me, it's not running away
When I approached it - it started to growl
I'm passing it by, pretending I'm not paying attention
I'm thinking about fishing and grilled meat
I'm thinking about music,
About Lana's butt and hip-hop
And fucking cat is constantly following me
And then I heard some voice that sounded like crying, saying:
"It's your turn, your grandpa got out last time!"
So gray and pale, I'm a few steps to my house
I can see the light's turned on, OK, mother is awake
"Open up, old woman, c'mon, old woman, open the door!"
"Quiet, Edo, you know that your dad is sleeping!"
It took me 2 hours to calm down and tell my family everything
Everybody thought I was making-up, shitting and lying
The only one who believes me everything is my mother
She's the only one who understands why I'm still afraid of dark
We're phantoms
Don't look for evidence
Don't look for us
Scream out loud
We're phantoms
Don't look for evidence
Don't look for us
Scream out loud
We're phantoms
Don't look for evidence
Don't look for us
Scream out loud
We're phantoms
Don't look for evidence
Don't look for us
Scream out loud