Pretty Girls Parody lyrics

"Fancy" was a big massive hit

This is a rip-off of it

'Cause I'm so desperate (to have a hit)

But this song's shitty!

It sends the message to young girls

Pretty equals happiness

If you're ugly then you're worthless

(And your life will) be bland and shitty!

Hey, I've been around so long that these days

The kids do not even know my name

I was big back when their parents were in high school

Years have gone by and I'm out of ideas

Nobody cares about Britney Spears

So I hired Iggy to make me more relevant

In this dumb vid I'm s'posed to be

An alien, friend of Britney

-My career needs reviving!

-Hey, why aren't you driving?

This song will never top the charts

We look like glam metal hoes

I had work on my nose

You're still not pretty!

My waist used to be twenty-eight

I can't fit in these pants

It's almost time for me to dance

Just suck in, Britney!

Why does this car wash only employ gay guys

In short shorts that show off their nice thighs

And why is this rich preppie douchebag

Making eyes at me?

-Because I just cannot believe

You tried to recreate "Fancy"

But instead you made something that's utter crap!

If you think this song's message can't get worse

Well, now we're showun'

In order to have fun

You must have money!

But the saddest part, is this track

Had nine writers on it

Don't believe me? Just Wiki it

It's true, what dummies!

Iggs teaming up with Brit to tell the world

All that matters is to be a pretty girl

Which is ironic because the whole world agrees

I look like clam chowder and Brit looks like beef jerky

See, there's a slim line between a beauty and a beast

That's the real line in this horrid masterpiece

Basically we're sayin' if you ain't perfect

Then your life is gonna suck 'cause you'll be a reject, Iggs

Who here made the song "Pretty Girls"?

I have been sent back in time

To kill you for that crime

And destroy that song!

What's wrong with our song?

-"Pretty Girls" destroys society

It makes girls think being pretty

Is all that matters!