In the ad with big letters says:
Discover your real you!
Find out how much you know yourself.
Payment is available in three instalments.
I said to myself, why not after all those years
Meet that gentleman
So with my colleague super ego
I could be ying and yang in the same man.
He, quiet and calm, with clear mind
Balanced as a new tire,
Has a flat in the centre, healthy liver
And a hundredth and one other quality.
We feast on ice-cream
And he likes stracciatella...
And I went to the phone
To order my real me for home.
I heard "Hallo?" and stood confused
What if he's some moron?
A parasite, without ideas?
An artist? A member of pack of hyenas?
All day long on play station, smoking pot
He goes wild on reiki and healthy food.
What if the real me, respectively him
Is a huge fan of Celine Dion?
What if he hates women or he's a sad loner
Who would ask me to be his backer?
What if he's a Kerum's look alike, dills herbalife
Or god forbid- wears a barrette!!!
I heard Hallo? Hallo?
And I said: Oh I'm sorry,
The number is wrong.