Women are from Venus, but I'm from Skurholmen
Intoxicated we meet on the way out
Surely I'd get a kiss if I begged for one
And do what she pretends she doesn't like, but likes anyway
Because you want to be two, where should you go after the party
Towards the hunting grounds and towards the commerce
Hoard endorphins, expensive without the company1
Because our bar is open today
What should you think about your better half
We are supposed to feel good, why restrict and limit yourself
Because we all want to succumb for temptation
Who doesn't feel like following ones desires in the nude
Sleep with someone else, falling asleep with bad conscience
The grass is greener, put a tussock in your mouth
Because apparently that's how it's supposed to be
The relationship is open today
Your hands have gone dirty during the weekend's blue ballet
While your sense of ethics has been weak
And you have all the right numbers on the lottery of mortal sins
And [the] anxiety is apparent through every breath
God forgives everything and he is open today
Achmed can be Anders, Carlos can be Calle
Relax, be a bit more swedish nigger
All the same debates
Because Sweden likes multiculturalism, kebab and falafel
Remember, Europe tore down a curtain
But then there were some people in Schengen, and they signed [a contract]
But I travel lighter with great pleasure
The society is open today
Isn't love supposed to be sweet, or am I slow-witted
When I think about exes, I think about horns and pitchforks
Spat on it and threw away love
Opposing every chance you've ever been given
But tonight is different little girl
Are you an expert on weak spots because you found mine
It's been closed for a while
But take this opportunity because I'm open today
1. Reference to Systembolaget (the System Company), sometimes called bolaget (the company) which is a government-owned chain of liquor stores. They are the only stores allowed to sell strong liquor for consumption at other places then in bars