Pourvu qu'elles soient douces [English translation]

Hey man!

Your slanted look

Isn't at all lewd

Your mother spanked you too much.

Your taste for the reverted

Isn't at all perverted

And your baby isn't angry.

Your Kamasutra

Is at least 100 years old

My god, it is old fashioned.

The ultimate

In this climate

Is to like both sides.

Your majesty.

Never goes anywhere

Without his little pillow.

For ever I am

Your bespoke class

Everything has its price.

You make Ah's! and Oh's!

Behind your work

When my panties,

clinging tightly to my behind

Without hesitation,

reveal your obsessions.

You persist in mocking everything

unless they are soft

For a poet you only have the moon in mind,

You persist in mocking everything

unless they are soft

For an aesthete you've kept nothing except that stupid look

All is beautiful whenever it's a view from behind!

OK!

Prose or poetry

It's all just a pretext

not worth the effort of apologizing.

Muse or icon

My pert buns

Never cease to inspire you.

I make Ah's! and Oh's!

Never getting tired

being in love with a weirdo

Isn't it necessary that

Boys be boys

What's the use in rushing?

You persist in mocking everything

unless they are soft

For a poet you only have the moon in mind,

You persist in mocking everything

unless they are soft

For an aesthete you've kept nothing except that stupid look

All is beautiful whenever it's a view from behind!