Pour un pote [English translation]

[Couplet 1 : Oli & Jean Dujardin]

Even if it would be a tragedy to lose her

For a friend, I could leave the most beautiful woman on Earth

Let him choose my future kid's name

Leave for six months to learn Chinese in Scotland

I could say no the day of my wedding if he asks me to

Leave a loving wife, and leave here if he takes me

We would pitch a tent in a mountain deep in France

Trigger an avalanche but laugh anyway

Win the lottery to give him every penny

Have to summarize the movie because he had to pee during it

Pretend to lose to please him

Tell him that his girl is beautiful to make him happy

I might insult a boxer, flirt with a nun

Spend two hours hitting on a nun and get slapped in the face

Do the dishes willingly, live in a bunker

You're a imposter, there, I've humiliated you

Follow him in his rants, bring him his suitcases

Walk his red fish and leave to surf in Nice

I got to like him, now he'd better not dump me

I will follow until the end of the world but he shouldn't know that

[Refrain]

I could get out the katana, for a friend

Sleep with piranhas, for a friend

Open a bar in the Sahara, for a friend

Tell him okay if it is not, for a friend

Take the next plane to Rio, for a friend

Keep him a spare kidney in the fridge, for a friend

I could travel the world, lie to his mother

I could, I could, I could, click click brah

[Pont]

I am often told to stop talking rubbish

You're gonna get yourself in trouble

You know life's not a game

You think he would do the same for you?

I am often told to stop talking rubbish

You're gonna get yourself in trouble

You know life's not a game

You think he would do the same for you?

[Couplet 2 : Bigflo & Jean Dujardin]

I could go to prison even if I did nothing

Go face my boss to tell him "You're weak"

I could stand any pressure

Carry a corpse at night without asking questions

I could steal a kid's lollipop

Take a hit with a hockey stick, put on a bikini and lip gloss

I could catch scabies, go starving

Sweep the floor and get convicted

Lend him 10,000 euros and hope that he gives it back

I could put all the neck under the guillotine

I could head-butt my girlfriend

Sorry honey, I know, I do these weird things

But, you have to realize that, I would even give him the last piece of pizza

Get up at four o'clock in the morning to go help

Lend him my room for a month and he stays there for years

I could do all this for him, even if he's a jerk

And I could possibly make him a song

[Refrain]

I could get out the katana, for a friend

Sleep with piranhas, for a friend

Open a bar in the Sahara, for a friend

Tell him okay if it is not, for a friend

Take the next plane to Rio, for a friend

Keep him a spare kidney in the fridge, for a friend

I could travel the world, lie to his mother

I could, I could, I could, click click brah

[Pont]

I am often told to stop talking rubbish

You're gonna get yourself in trouble

You know life's not a game

You think he would do the same for you?

I am often told to stop talking rubbish

You're gonna get yourself in trouble

You know life's not a game

You think he would do the same for you?

[Couplet 3 : Jean Dujardin, Bigflo & Oli]

So guys, tell me, a friend is what, exactly?

A kind of brother present at every moment

When, sometimes, you have nausea, on the verge of exploding

The only thing you can count on

Yeah, but I have my bed to lay that to rest

No Brice, you don't understand!

What they tell you, your friend, it's your only defense

And family? And family is for life

But there's the default, and there's the one you selected

But what do I get out of it?

Nothing, except laughs and troubles

So no money and salary? No, nothing!

And listen well, if you get lost on the way

He would give everything he doesn't have, if you needed it

Thank you guys, I think I have understood the value of a friend

The only one who could surf with me the day of a tsunami

Sometimes, when I'm nauseous, my heart weighs a ton

So guys, we're friends

That's true? Nah, I'm joking !

[Refrain]

I could get out the katana (Uh, yeah, or not)

Sleep with piranhas (Now you'll tell me!)

Open a bar in the Sahara (Not me!)

Tell him okay if it is not (That means nothing)

Take the next plane to Rio (Rio!)

Keep him a spare kidney in the fridge (Anything)

I could travel the world, lie to his mother

I could, I could, I could, click click brah

[Pont]

I am often told to stop talking rubbish

You're gonna get yourself in trouble

You know life's not a game

You think he would do the same for you?

I am often told off to stop talking rubbish

You're gonna get yourself in trouble

You know life's not a game

You think he would do the same for you?