Pour le pire [English translation]

[Intro]

- Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, I've been watching you since just now and I actually think you're too charming!

- Oh, yeah? Really?

- Yeah, that's right: I feel like you're the kind of chick you only meet once in your life!

- Absolutely.... But frankly, you're all really bullshit! Can't you come and see us like this, quietly, and just tell us the truth?

- The truth? Oh, that's good, because actually.....

[Verse 1]

Because, in fact, I haven't had sex in months

I'm looking for a girl who's a little easy, a little naive, who would like to go out with me

Physically, I'm not attracted to you any more than that

But I'd fuck anything

I intend to have you drunk

Until you want to sleep at my place

I'm never going to get the moon for your eyes

But if you're not gonna do anything, let's just do it

Whehehehre I want to

Whether you're more or less my girlfriend, until you find someone better

[Chorus]

I'm not gonna lie to you

I'm not really your prince charming

If you'll go out with me, it's for the worst

I have nothing to offer you, except bad memories

It may not be every day the party

I'm just a man: I don't always think with my head

Now you know what to expect

If you'll go out with me, it's for the worst

[Verse 2]

Forget your teenage dreams

I forget your birthday to dodge the gift, I don't even pay for McDonald's

If you're looking for a handsome, athletic and romantic guy

It's a failure: I'm supposed to be just a self-centered, poor guy

If your best friend is good, I'll try to catch her

If I get caught, I'll say she's the one who hit on me

I'll be nice when you've done a good job

A bouquet of roundabout flowers, I'll come to your place when I have nothing left to eat

I don't do housework or cooking

If we go to the movies, you pay, I choose the movie

If we go to a club, it's without you

Because if I meet any willing chick, I'll get into the pile

I'd rather tell you the truth

Forget the B-series love snapshots

We could maybe love, you might be my destiny

But I'll leave you as soon as I find a bitch with a better pedigree

[Chorus]

I'm not gonna lie to you

I'm not really your prince charming

If you'll go out with me, it's for the worst

I have nothing to offer you, except bad memories

It may not be every day the party

I'm just a man: I don't always think with my head

Now you know what to expect

If you'll go out with me, it's for the worst

[Verse 3]

Well, sometimes I'll get the wrong name

Because I still love my ex, so maybe I'll call you by her first name

Sometimes I'll come home at dawn with twelve grams in my blood

Every once in a while, I'll think of another one when we sleep together

You'll never see my parents, and I don't want to meet yours

I don't want us to bond, I'm warning you

If you say, "I love you," I'll say, "I like you"

If you want hugs first thing in the morning, it's dead: I sleep, I don't do anything

If you are looking for someone to share your problems: get therapy

I have no battery as soon as you start telling your life story

If you think you're pregnant, I magically disappear

I'll have changed my address before you get back from the pharmacy

It's one-way love

I don't show affection in public, you come after my friends and my music

It starts with: "Baby, sweetie, princess, my angel"

It ends with: "Where you been, you little slut! When do we eat?"

[Chorus]

I'm not gonna lie to you

I'm not really your prince charming

If you'll go out with me, it's for the worst

I have nothing to offer you, except bad memories

It may not be every day the party

I'm just a man: I don't always think with my head

Now you know what to expect

If you'll go out with me, it's for the worst

[Outro]

I'm not your prince charming

I'm not your prince charming