Positive lyrics

[SERENA]

Honey, whatcha cryin' at?

You're not losing him to that

Both her hair and shoes are flat

And why is she so rude?

[MARGOT]

Wipe your tears, it's no big thing

You were meant to wear his ring

Cheer up, chin up

It's time to bring

[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR]

A happy attitude!

[GREEK Chorus]

Keep it positive

[MARGOT]

As you slap her to the floor

[GREEK Chorus]

Keep it positive

[SERENA]

As you pull her hair and call her "whore!"

[PILAR]

You can take her in a fight

[MARGOT]

You and he will reunite

[GREEK Chorus]

You know we're right

We're positive

(spoken)

Kill her!

[ELLE, spoken]

Girls, girls

(sung)

Violence is never wise

Not the way to win back guys

Anyway, she's twice my size

Who's got a plan B?

[PILAR, spoken]

Uh, me!

(sung)

Look at her, she's like a nun

Show him you are way more fun

Bust out the lap dance, and you've won

You off the hizzle, G!

[ELLE, spoken]

What?

[GREEK Chorus]

Keep it positive

[MARGOT]

Yeah! Let out your inner freak

[GREEK Chorus]

Keep it positive

[PILAR]

Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week

[SERENA]

You will whet his appetite

[MARGOT]

You and he will reunite

[GREEK Chorus]

You know we're right

We're positive

We're positive

We're positive

We're posi—

[ELLE, spoken]

Oh my God, you're making me sick

[VIVIENNE, spoken]

Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place

[GREEK Chorus]

Hey, hey, hey

Be positive

[PILAR]

That he loves you and...

[GREEK Chorus]

Not her!

[MARGOT]

You're...

[GREEK Chorus]

Hotter!

[PILAR]

And I bet you're...

[GREEK Chorus]

Smarter!

[MARGOT]

She don't know the real him

[PILAR]

You feel him

[SERENA]

So don't let her steal him

[MARGOT]

Wake him up like...

[GREEK Chorus]

Sleeping beauty

[SERENA]

Turn his head with your...

[GREEK Chorus]

Red hot booty

We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk

It's positively time to shake your junk

Shake, shake, shake, shake

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, woo!

Huh, huh, huh!

Huh, huh, huh!

Huh, huh!

[ELLE, spoken]

Girls, how is this helping?

He's not even here!

He left while we were shaking junk!

Wait...

(sung)

Girls, I'm positive

That we've taken this too far

No, I'm positive

This is Harvard, not a stripper bar

All this trashy carryin' on

That's the reason that he's gone

(spoken)

I need a salon

[GREEK Chorus]

Woo!

[ELLE]

Girls, I'm positive

[GREEK Chorus]

Positive

[ELLE]

Try not to get upset

But I'm positive

[GREEK Chorus]

Positive

[ELLE]

That it's time for me to go brunette

[GREEK Chorus, spoken]

WHAT?!

[ELLE]

Being blonde and being hot

That got me exactly squat

Gotta show him I've got more to give

[GREEK Chorus]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

[ELLE]

No, I'm positive

[GREEK Chorus]

You're positive?

[ELLE]

I'm positive

[GREEK Chorus]

You're positive?

[ELLE]

I'm positive

[GREEK Chorus]

You're positive, really positive?

[ELLE & GREEK Chorus]

Positive