No more buttsex, my girlfriend said
as a punishment, cause you don't love me
No matter, I said, It sucks anyway
the chirps you make during buttsex (1)
How do I chirp, she asked hesitantly
Like a bird, I said
Yes, my soul's a bird
She sobbed bitterly
(REF)
She loves me
I loved her
We both loved
Buttsex and poetry
That's just your phantasy, I yelled
it's gonna drive you crazy one day
Then my girl bent down
to pick up a stone
She hurled it onto my car
That was parked there innocently
She hit the spoiler full-on
my soul cried out: Ouch !!
(REF)
Your soul is a car
my girl yelled, that's obvious
That I didn't figure that out right away
She ran her fingers through her blonde hair
A car can't love a bird
Now we know the true cause
nature and technology are world's apart
I didn't say anything
(REF)
We have to break up, she said
I had to admit it too
A titmouse and a mitsubishi (2)
Don't make a good couple at all
We shared another long kiss
She with her beak, me with my bumper
I still can recall today
That's how we lost each other
(REF)
But yesterday I saw her again
At the gas station, at gas pump eight
We said goodbye to each other
And then had a good old laugh
About cars, and birds, and souls
About love and phantasy
It turned out a wunderful see again
With buttsex and poetry