Pork Soda lyrics

[Intro]

2, 3, 4

[Verse 1]

Now, listen up, you know,

ya come home from that nine-to-five and lay yourself down on that burgundy couch,

you know, it never really was burgundy

It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your butt every time you get off of it

You never tell your family, you never tell your family because,

you know, ol' Junior, he's got no brains, and what can you do? What can you do?

[Chorus]

Grab yourself a can of pork soda

You'll be feeling just fine

Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house

Swillin' down them cans of swine

Ha ha ha! Yes, Dad's an idiot alright!

[Verse 2]

Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry about you.

You had to have that two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park that goddamn boat in it. If it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah)

[Chorus]

Grab yourself a can of pork soda

You'll be feeling just fine

Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house

Swillin' down them cans of swine

Yeah, cans of swine

I like cans of swine

I like cans of swine

Not like Kansas wine

[Outro]

Well, maybe it's something simpler, you know,

like your team lost or your girlfriend used to be a guy, you know,

I don't know. I mean...(blah blah blah)