Popular [Transliteration]

Whenever I see someone

Less fortunate than I

And let's face it - who isn't

Less fortunate than I?

My tender heart

Tends to start to bleed

And when someone needs a makeover

I simply have to take over

I know, I know exactly what they need

And even in your case

Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face

Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed

Follow my lead

And yes, indeed

You will be...

Popyurā

Ī wa ne popyurā

Daijina koto yo popyuraritī

Ōku no hito ni ukeirerareru

Kore koso ga ichiban daijina no

I said popular!

I'll help you be popular!

You'll play with the right cohorts,

You'll be good at sports,

Know the slang you've got to know.

So let's start,

'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go

Don't be offended by my frank analysis

Think of it as personality dialysis.

Now that I've chosen to be come a pal,

A sister and adviser,

There's nobody wiser

Not when it comes to...

Heißgeliebt,

und wird das nicht heißgeliebt ?

Die Chance in zu sein

Richtig in zu sein

Kann man nur lernen wenn man viel... übt.

Doch bist du eine Fleiß'ge

Wirst du also heißgeliebt ... lübt

Everybody!

La la la la

Good!

We're gonna make you heißgeliebt!

When I see depressing creatures

With unprepossessing features,

I remind them on their own behalf

To think of celebrated heads of state

Or specially great communicators

Did they have brains or knowledge?

Don't make me laugh!

Datte popyurā

Sō! Ninki ga ichiban

Sotodzura kazaru

Sore dake yo muzukashikunai

Berī berī

Popyurā

Wakaru?

You see?

People, that was German, Japanese and Chinese. What more do you want from me? Geez...

I know... I know what you want, you want my Carnegie Hall God a few weeks ago... You want the Italian, or as we say in Broken Arrow, ah-talian…

E anche se si protesta

Il tuo disinteresse

E clandestinamente...

You're gonna grin and bear it

Your new found popularity!

Oh, everybody!

La la, good, Broken Arrow!, la la

You'll be popular

Just not quite as popular

As me!