Po-Dunk lyrics

Mamma lookin' good in some jeans all ripped

Got a baby in her belly and a baby on her hip

Little towheaded rascal peeing off the porch

Daddy got a shotgun looking for stork

Oh lord!

And that's Po-Dunk

Don't give a flyin' hillbilly fuck

I said, Po-Dunk

House full of youngins and a yard full of junk

Love us if you can, sorry if you can't

Holla if you in, shut up if you ain't

Oh Oh Oh Oh, Po-Dunk!

Bible by the bed and a bottle sitting pretty

Pigskin on the TV, bacon in a skillet

You know what we yarn, licking on an itch

Bunch of fake flamingos, flocking by the ditch

- Can I get a witness?

And that's Po-Dunk

Don't give a flyin' hillbilly fuck

I said, Po-Dunk

A yarn full of chickens and a barn full of trunks

Love us if you can, sorry if you can't

Holla if you in, shut up if you ain't

Oh Oh Oh Oh, Po-Dunk!

Put your adult beverage over your head

If you're batshit crazy and your neck is red

As the dirt on the road where we all grew up

Sing something with me if you ain't nothing but...

Po-Dunk

Don't give a flyin' hillbilly fuck

I said, Po-Dunk

House full of youngins and a yard full of junk

Love us if you can, sorry if you can't

Holla if you in, shut up if you ain't

Oh Oh Oh Oh, Po-Dunk!