Plus rien ne m'étonne [English translation]

[Intro]

So...

The more I go, the more I grow...

Ah, I already... I repeat myself...

Two years ago, I didn't understand much: now it's worse

[Verse 1]

Since when does it take geek stuff to get popular?

They would post sextapes of their parents for more clicks

No one can find fixed jobs even with an 8 year degree

My pizza delivery guy can fix satellites

Fashion is V-necks, sweaters, shirts and vests

Professors, bankers, accountants have become stylish

We tell our lives to strangers to feel that we exist

I just saw an old lady having a heart attack, first reflex: I tweeted it!

It wouldn't shock me that the insults in our thoughts are censored

Profiled, from your ringtone I know your personality

Around me cocaine seems so cliché

It wouldn't shock me if I learned out my grandparents were stoners

[Chorus]

Nothing surprises me anymore

No no, nothing surprises me anymore

Nothing surprises me anymore

No no, nothing surprises me anymore

The further I go, the more jaded I get

[Verse 2]

Normal people are full of them out there, but I watch them on TV

You can be a celebrity and work at ED's grocery store.

The more the TV show drive me idiot the more I want to watch it

I wouldn't mind if Direct8 replaced Arté

Kids goes to school Guccised, Louis-Vuitonnised

Soon there will be VIP squares in high schools

Our scoots were unbridled, now it's their sexuality

It wouldn't shock me if Marc Dorcel bought Walt Disney back

Mothers get lifted, daughters get plasticised

Soon the eight-year-old girls will be 90B

It wouldn't shock me to find a bottle of lube in Kinder

I feel like slapping all those Justin Bieber's clones

[Chorus]

Nothing surprises me anymore

No no, nothing surprises me anymore

Nothing surprises me anymore

No no, nothing surprises me anymore

The further I go, the more jaded I get

[Verse 3]

They receive scholarships to pay their studies, but not the state's one

They'd put caravans in college. I wouldn't be shocked.

Close libraries, we have PS3

There are cameras everywhere, I'm not interested of your 15 minutes of fame.

You know the footsteps, you hope the tecktonik comes back.

You've been wearing Wayfarers for two weeks and it's not fashionable anymore

We sow terror in voters' heads

It wouldn't shock me that Wes Craven presents the news

I'm afraid my brain's abilities are diminished

Doctor, my planet is out of whack like a pill forgetting

I could run into Michael at the next corner

Nothing surprises me anymore, I'm not enough stupid anymore to have a point of view

[Chorus]

Nothing surprises me anymore

No no, nothing surprises me anymore

Nothing surprises me anymore

No no, nothing surprises me anymore

The further I go, the more jaded I get