Please Come to Our House lyrics

[MENDEL, spoken]

Hello?

This is Mendel Weisenbachfeld

Trina, how are you?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh

[TRINA]

Dr. Mendel, please

Dr. Mendel, vis-a-vis what Marvin did

Or rather, hasn't done

You must exorcise a devil

'Cause it inhabits Marvin's son

[TRINA]

Please come to our house

And talk a bit with Jason

It's a slight exaggeration

But he's sick in the head

Oh, sure

Sometimes, you'll think he's wonderful

But he's wild

I'm sure he's Marvin's child

[JASON]

What should I say to the man?

Should I be mean to the man?

[TRINA]

Just be yourself

[JASON]

I'll be myself?

[TRINA]

Stop asking questions. Be yourself

[JASON]

I'll be myself!

[TRINA]

Don't be disgusting. Be yourself!

Go, go, go, go

[JASON]

Hello to my house

So good of you to travel

On account of my unraveling

Now let's eat some food

[MENDEL, spoken]

Let's talk

[TRINA]

I think, before the food gets cold

[MENDEL]

Time to jaw

First, I'll extend my paw

I think she's holding it so tenderly

I'll probably faint

If so

I'd rather die in this position

Than remain the saint

You think

You know

I'm not

Although

I must be showing better-than-the-norm restraint

[TRINA, MENDEL, & JASON]

Oh, what a lovely table

Such a romantic table

Knives in place

Lots of space

To spread out and eat

Notice how our eyes discreetly

[TRINA, MENDEL, & JASON, in a round]

Please come to our house

The dinner's on the table

We will talk if we are able to

But probably we won't

We sit

[MENDEL]

The kid looks pretty miserable

[JASON]

Uninspired

[MENDEL, appreciating JASON'S attitude]

Ain't that the truth?

[TRINA, MENDEL, & JASON]

We're tired

[MENDEL]

I think the room looks just a wee bit small

[TRINA]

This girl agrees

[MENDEL AND JASON]

Adieu

[TRINA]

I'll wait outside

And hold the food

[MENDEL]

I do not eat at all at times like these

[TRINA, to JASON]

The worst is through

[MENDEL]

There's work to do

[TRINA, to MENDEL]

I'll wait

[MENDEL, looking at TRINA, then turning to the audience]

She'll wait

[JASON]

They'll wait

[TRINA]

I'll wait for you